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There’s nothing like brightening up our winter doldrums with a little comedy. Check out Dish Network’s awesome lineup of entertaining premium channels including Starz Comedy and HBO Comedy with hilarious films that are sure to please the entire family as well as uproarious stand up comedy acts from your favorite comedians.

“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.”- Bradley Cooper in The Hangover

“He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.”- Ellen Albertini Dow in The Wedding Singer

“Don't let him out. The eagles will snatch him.”- Betty White in The Proposal

“Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.- Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber

“Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.”- Seth Rogen in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

“Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?”- Michael Cera in Superbad

“We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.”- Eugene Levy in American Pie

“I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.”
“You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!” [Farts]
”There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!”- Eddie Murphy as The Klumps in The Nutty Professor

“Sex will get you dinner and a movie, holding out will get you cars and jewels and houses.”- Tyler Perry as Madea in I Can Do Bad All By Myself

“Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?”- Ben Stiller in Meet the Fockers

“I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.”
”Aww, that is so sweet.”
[Audience applauds]
”Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?”
”In the trunk of our car.”-Olive played by Abigail Breslin to the beauty Pageant M.C.’s in Little Miss Sunshine

“Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.”- Woody Harrelson in Kingpin

“Hey man. It's me again. I was just taking a whizz. Thought you might have called. Okay, later…I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah... has that ever happened to you? Anyway... call me, we'll talk about it.”- Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy

“Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Ketchup.'”- Uma Therman as Mrs. Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."- Paul Rudd in Knocked Up

"Is that a rain coat?"- Jared Leto
"Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."- Christain Bale in American Psycho

By: Frank Bilotta

About the Author

There’s nothing like brightening up our winter doldrums with a little comedy. Check out Dish Network’s awesome lineup of entertaining premium channels including Starz Comedy and HBO Comedy with hilarious films that are sure to please the entire family as well as uproarious stand up comedy acts from your favorite comedians.

How I can clean my ring?

My boyfriend gave me a ring of sterling silver Hawaiian jewelry with gold in it .... but because I have eroded to the point that really needs to be cleaned ... How I can clean it without ruining or spend much money? Please help me, because this ring is " ring until you can buy a wedding ring ....

Other than the jewelry store (about $ 10), my wife and I usually soak the rings in oxygenated water. It does the trick every time.

Our Hawaiian Wedding Ceremony in Kauai

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